sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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