I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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