I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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