what if I'm pregnant?
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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