I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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