home. puking in laundry basket.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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