...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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