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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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