yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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