pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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