that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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