she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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