Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
and you fell through a lawn chair
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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