You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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