For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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