Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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