I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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