That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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