My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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