I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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