Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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