She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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