god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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