now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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