Say something about gay babies.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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