There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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