okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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