dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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