Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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