I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he puts the penis in happiness.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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