the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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