sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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