About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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