I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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