yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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