Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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