Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have post one night stand depression
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