I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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