i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
So. Much. Porn.
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