So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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