I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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