I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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