What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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