I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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