He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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