i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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