Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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