Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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