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why does my vagina smell like weed?
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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