Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
