Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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