I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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